THE SWEETEST TRAP
You've been rugged. You've been dumped on. You've stared into the abyss of the crypto trenches.
You know a honeypot when you see one.
...Or do you?
IS THIS A TRAP?
Probably. But it's our trap. $HONEY is a satirical SPL token for degens who've been stung before and came back for more. We're not promising you riches, a Lambo, or a trip to the moon. We're promising you top-tier memes, a knowing wink, and a community that finds the absurdity in it all.
It looks cute, it feels sweet, but it's built on the cynical bedrock of the Solana trenches. Ape in responsibly. Or don't. We're not your dad.
RULES FOR THE STUNG
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of rugs, I will fear no evil, for the charts are with me; thy candles and thy wicks, they comfort me."
- PsalmofDegens 23:4
Entering the Honey Pot: A Degen's Creed
- Thou Shalt Not Cry About Losses: We've all been there. This isn't a support group. It's a meme coin.
- Thou Shalt Embrace the Absurd: If you're looking for fundamentals, you're in the wrong place. This is about the lulz.
- Thou Shalt Not Ask "When Moon?": The moon is a lie told by market makers. We're here for the journey, not the destination.
- Thou Shalt Spread Memes, Not FUD: Good vibes only. Unless it's a meme about bad vibes. Then it's cool.
- Thou Shalt Remember the Golden Rule: Only put in what you can afford to lose. Seriously, we're not kidding.
- Thou Shalt Stay Sticky: Once you're in, you're part of the hive. Welcome to the sweetest trap.
THE STICKY STUFF
Simple. Clean. No funny business. (The funny business is in the memes).
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
$HONEY
Liquidity
100% BURNED
Can't pull what isn't there.
Tax
0% Buy / 0% Sell
Keep all your sweet, sweet gains.
Mint Address:
GET YOUR PAWS STICKY
GET SOME SOL
Buy some SOL from a major exchange (like Coinbase or Binance) and send it to your new Solana wallet address.